Dream as if you'll live forever.

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Sun, 12 May 2013 17:17:36 -0400

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you...

Sun, 12 May 2013 17:17:16 -0400

i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”

because i need money

what do you want me to say omfg

I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT

daisyfairy: in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:43:47 -0400

daisyfairy:

in ten years time theres going to be a whole generation of emotionally unstable adults with glasses and back problems who can type 100+ words per minute

unbridledkentuckyspirit: jdegs: generationfree: lakilester: N...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:34:41 -0400

unbridledkentuckyspirit:

jdegs:

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

This woman is my hero.

I fuckin love this post so much

uss-gallifrey: 4gifs: Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by...

Sat, 11 May 2013 11:33:00 -0400

uss-gallifrey:

4gifs:

Scent of a sharpie marker traps ants by disrupting their pheromone trails [video]

i love how ants are like the only creature you can literally play god with.

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Sat, 11 May 2013 11:32:44 -0400

vintagegal: Elvis Presley on The Milton Berle Show, 1956

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:56:44 -0400

vintagegal:

Elvis Presley on The Milton Berle Show, 1956

karkock: IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:56:11 -0400

karkock:

IF COWS CAN RUN AROUND WITH THEIR TITS OUT SO CAN I

realhumanbaby: Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:54:28 -0400

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

chefboyardeezie: banjo-jeff: chefboyardeezie: when im rich the first thing im doing is getting...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:53:22 -0400

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

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Sat, 11 May 2013 10:51:30 -0400

loowholockian: stridork: i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:47:41 -0400

loowholockian:

stridork:

i swear to god im attractive if you get me in the right light

tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:47:26 -0400

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

macarena-of-time: theuglyturtleduckling: waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:46:49 -0400

macarena-of-time:

theuglyturtleduckling:

waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN ASKING A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS TO COME SLEEP WITH HER?????!?!?!?!?!?!?

AYYYYY MACARENA

emeteriia: CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:45:23 -0400

emeteriia:

CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER

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Sat, 11 May 2013 10:43:53 -0400

akwhard: does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:42:08 -0400

akwhard:

does anyone else find it awkward emailing teachers like are you supposed to say hey, or hi or use their name or say love from at the end?

you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck yeah thats probably one of...

Sat, 11 May 2013 10:39:27 -0400

you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

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Fri, 10 May 2013 22:52:03 -0400

thecruelcowboy: The best view of a cowboy boot is the sole.

Fri, 10 May 2013 22:51:50 -0400

thecruelcowboy:

The best view of a cowboy boot is the sole.